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Are
these products real? Absolutely. With the exception
of Mystery Organ
Removal, all products and services on this site are real and
available for purchase. Though
we understand this site's content may be humorous, it is not a
joke.
Does
the Mystery Organ Removal really exist? No.
This is the one product that is not real. We are sad to actually
include this question in our FAQ, but it is truly frequently asked!
We certainly don't want it to indicate that we are not for real
and this whole site is a spoof. All products and services with
the exception of Mystery Organ Removal are real.
Can
I purchase a product or service for someone else? Yes.
We take great pleasure in the idea of someone purchasing our products
for themselves (and a great deal of people do), but we also understand
they make great gifts and novelties for others. If you'd like
to purchase something for someone else, we can work with you personally
in seeing that the recipient is surprised and pleased. However,
we still recommend that you leave everything to us. After all,
wouldn't you like to be surprised too?
If
I do not like my Mystery
Product, can I return it? This has been a long standing
gray area for us, because technically, you are purchasing a surprise
or entertainment, though it is a tangible object. Though most
people find the actual products satisfying, even if from strictly
a novelty standpoint, there are still those who don't really get
it, and want their money back. We've reached this conclusion on
our return policy:
Products
are nonrefundable, though we will make necessary adjustments or
replacements for anything defective. Many items are original art,
and we make it pretty clear that you very well could like the
item, but you also may not. By purchasing a Mystery Product, you
understand that.
By
clicking on this link, you understand and and agree that you will
be taken back to the top of this page.
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