Are these products real? Absolutely. With the exception of Mystery Organ Removal, all products and services on this site are real and available for purchase. Though we understand this site's content may be humorous, it is not a joke.

Does the Mystery Organ Removal really exist? No. This is the one product that is not real. We are sad to actually include this question in our FAQ, but it is truly frequently asked! We certainly don't want it to indicate that we are not for real and this whole site is a spoof. All products and services with the exception of Mystery Organ Removal are real.

Can I purchase a product or service for someone else? Yes. We take great pleasure in the idea of someone purchasing our products for themselves (and a great deal of people do), but we also understand they make great gifts and novelties for others. If you'd like to purchase something for someone else, we can work with you personally in seeing that the recipient is surprised and pleased. However, we still recommend that you leave everything to us. After all, wouldn't you like to be surprised too?

If I do not like my Mystery Product, can I return it? This has been a long standing gray area for us, because technically, you are purchasing a surprise or entertainment, though it is a tangible object. Though most people find the actual products satisfying, even if from strictly a novelty standpoint, there are still those who don't really get it, and want their money back. We've reached this conclusion on our return policy:

Products are nonrefundable, though we will make necessary adjustments or replacements for anything defective. Many items are original art, and we make it pretty clear that you very well could like the item, but you also may not. By purchasing a Mystery Product, you understand that.

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