Mystery Organ Removal
This is by far our most controversial service. We will have one of our certified Mystery Organ Removal agents come and suprise you by removing an undisclosed organ from your body! The bonus is that our agents are under contract to not to remove anything (that they know about anyway) that's vital, leaving you live a long and healthy life to wonder which one it was.*

*Just kidding. Due to insurance problems, we do not really offer this service at this time. We are looking into foreign markets to bypass this hurdle.